Siheyuan: I Am the Kitchen God, Rewarding and Punishing the Birds

On New Year's Eve in 1960, Xu Jianguo died.

He died protecting the brat Bang Geng during a group hunting trip.

That night, every household in the courtyard happily feasted on wild boar meat stained with human blood.

Only Qin Hongyu pushed his body along by herself, passing all those cold, cheerful voices.

When the courtyard's beasts tried to take Xu Jianguo's old job and house after his death, and even wanted to attack Qin Hongyu,

a notorious young hoodlum named Xu Jianguo, just like the dead man, arrived through transmigration with the Kitchen God System.

I, Xu Jianguo, had planned to play games and sing, surround myself with beautiful women and delicious food, and enjoy the life of a rich young master.

Who the hell knew I'd transmigrate to such a lousy place, where those courtyard vermin are always up to something?

Well, then. I'll reward the good and punish the wicked, starting with you lot.

"And what about me, Xu Jianguo!" Qin Hongyu shouted angrily.

"Uh, well, actually, immortals can't fall in love with mortals. You understand, right?"

Xu Jianguo could only look to the heavens in despair. I'd been a charming rogue all my life, so how did I end up defeated by a little firecracker?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.