Urging the Boss to Give the Author Eight Livers at the Beginning

Am I really convinced? Why is there only one update? Author, you speak! Why don't you speak? What about the one who promised to make ten updates? I'm done! This is even more outrageous. One chapter is updated in just one week? I lost it! Is there a chapter that is updated every year? Congratulations! The reminder system is activated! Newbie Gift Pack 1: Eight nuclear-powered livers! Newbie Gift Pack 2: Ten coding black rooms! Newbie gift pack three: a universal positioning tracker! Establish Didi Urgent Company and refuse to fish in the water! Roll them all up for me! Twenty thousand updates per day? No! Two million updates per day! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.