My Immortality Was Exposed by My Ex-Girlfriends

I have seen the Cambrian explosion, killed giant Devonian insects, eaten Jurassic dinosaurs, tasted wine with Shennong, drank wine with Qin Shihuang... In the long history, I have accidentally exposed the secret of immortality several times, and each time it inspired the most sinister side of human nature, causing a bloody storm. So I learned to hide, changing places and living with a different identity every ten years, until 2022, a certain goddess-level ex-girlfriend appeared on a program to identify scumbag men and scumbag women. I, who abandoned my wife and children, was exposed. People all over the Internet are trying to find me and criticize me. What's even crazier is that one ex-girlfriend after another comes forward. The lowest age is twenty-six years old, and the highest age is ninety-eight years old. The secret of my immortality can no longer be hidden. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.