The Deadly Finals: One Teemo Leaves the Crowd Stunned

theshy: I don't know either! He never lets me eat!

ning: Somebody come take this Teemo away. My whole jungle is covered in poisonous mushrooms!

rookie: Is this top laner on we seriously that pathetic? He ignores our ADC and keeps targeting me, blinding me over and over?

west: What's ridiculous is that during team fights he's attacking rookie and still manages to blind me!

megan: What they said isn't even the craziest part. The craziest thing is that all five of us went after one Teemo, and the little jerk killed four of us!

A bunch of retired pro players said on their streams: Good thing I retired, or I'd be the one getting tortured now!

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