Mushroom House: My Elf Was Exposed by My Sister

As the new season of Longing begins, sister Zifeng discovers a store called Pokemon. She originally thought it was a small shop selling kittens, but when she went in and saw it, she was shocked. "Boss, are you crazy? Are you selling me a water tortoise for 500,000? Doesn't your conscience hurt?" "Miss, please don't get me wrong, this bastard of mine is different, it can soak up water!" Sister Zifeng disagreed: "How fresh is it? Zi Shui Bastard? Why don't you just spit?" "Squirtle, use the water gun." With a puff, Sister Zifeng's car was gone… This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.