Bringing a Problem Child System to Genshin Impact

Noelle: Dragoncloud Knight, I will catch up with you one day.

Jean: Dragoncloud Knight, I'll wait for you to come back.

Yiguang: My Mora is your Mora. Mora isn't the most important thing anymore.

Keqing: For Dragoncloud, I wouldn't fear even a god as my enemy.

Raiden Shogun: For Dragoncloud, I wouldn't mind defeating Ei.

Ei: Ei is mine. Get lost.

Ganyu: For my husband Dragoncloud, I shall freeze a thousand miles.

Ayaka: Please keep your eyes on me, Dragoncloud.

The Problem Child System slapped our protagonist Dragoncloud awake. "Hey, Host, wake up. Stop dreaming." Startled awake, Dragoncloud shouted, "Damn, another dream. And next time you wake me, could you be a little gentler?"

System, the Problem Child System: "No way, Host. Next time, how about I kick you awake?"

Dragoncloud: "Huh? What did I ever do to deserve being stuck with you, System?"

System: "What did you say? What?"

Dragoncloud: "Nothing, nothing..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.