Genshin Impact: Starting with Kaeya's Exposure

Ever since the troublemaking dimensional chat group arrived...

Kaeya: How could I be the True Lord Who Crosses the Sea on Doubtful Ice?

Ganyu: Qiqi, I'm not a coconut goat! I don't have coconut milk.

Kamisato Ayaka: I'm not a little turtle, ah!

Thoma: I'm really not *ah...

Klee: Am I actually Mondstadt's strongest fighter? Pew-pew-pew, pew-pew-pew!

Zhongli: ...I'm Zhong Li? Generally speaking, that's possible.

...Right.

And finally, Venti: Wendy: Lumine: I'm not a heartbreaker!

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