No Apprentices Today

It's so annoying, every apprentice I take is better than me, but they are all very filial. Master, Master, your energy-sinking Dantian technique is so useful. I have become the world's singing king. This is a small gesture, please accept it, otherwise I will not be able to kneel down; Master, master, your cold-eyed bargain hunting skills are really awesome. I have become the king of investment. This is a small precaution. Please accept it, otherwise I will run naked on the spot. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.