I Made My Own Martial Arts Film and Became an Exporter of Wuxia Culture

"You call that martial arts? It's straight out of the 1960s or 70s, with no sense of beauty at all!"

Prop shop owner Gao Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, only to be kicked off a film set for speaking his mind.

Indignant, he makes a short martial arts video in which he fights with a Five Tigers Eight Trigrams Staff in a blood-soaked alley. He posts it to strike back, never expecting it to go viral and leave everyone exclaiming, "Holy sh*t!"

"Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!"

"Holy sh*t! It's so smooth, like a flowing painting, yet every move is lethal. That's violence as an art form!"

He films solo martial arts movies like A Chinese Odyssey, Taiji Zhang Sanfeng, and Dugu Nine Swords, and wuxia culture takes the world by storm.

"F*ck! They don't just decide who's better, they fight to the death! That's incredible!"

"Spread the word! Let's share our wuxia culture with the world!"

"Send all those pretty boys and pretty girls to him for training. Let them see what real kung fu is!"

His words become prophecy. Wen Yongshan, Li Yitong, Zhao Jinmai... They really do go to Gao Yang to become his students!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.