Livestream: You Call This Legitimate Healing?

Su Chen transmigrated to a world where depression drove people to suicide in alarming numbers.

As the host of the livestream show The Moon Represents My Heart, Su Chen decided: Depressed, are you? Then I'll send you straight to heaven!

When a fan's attempt to find someone to take over their relationship fell through, Su Chen smiled and offered some advice: "If you just try hard enough to love the darkness, you won't miss the light!"

When a fan said they didn't want to go to work, Su Chen immediately comforted them: "If you endure enough hardship, your boss will be driving a Land Rover tomorrow. If you work enough overtime, your boss can buy a Maybach!"

When a fan complained about the little terror at home, Su Chen patiently advised them: "If that kid dares to run, break their legs at once!"

And so Su Chen went further and further off the rails on his path to healing people!

His fans were moved to tears. We asked you to think of ways to comfort us, not ways to help us pass on!

Wasn't this supposed to be a heartwarming show?

We love watching your livestream. It's not like we want to live anyway.

Seeing his fans shed tears of gratitude, Su Chen sighed: "I'm just an ordinary little genius."

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