All My Followers Are Ridiculous Players

Ye Xiao was an ordinary college student on Blue Star, until one day he was struck by lightning and transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation.

But Ye Xiao was pretty unlucky. He possessed the body of a lowly bandit, and his own mountain stronghold had just been taken over by someone else.

Luckily, at the crucial moment, he awakened the System, which could summon Blue Star's goofy players to join his stronghold!

From then on, the entire world of immortal cultivation changed its tune.

Holy Land Leader: "One day, I was eating a watermelon when a bandit as insignificant as an ant held a twenty-meter-long cleaver to my neck and asked if the melon was ripe."

Demonic Cult Saint: "I thought I was already wild and arrogant enough, until I met a gang called the Heaven-Blasting Gang. They are the real demonic cult!"

Some goofy player: "We don't make equipment. We're just nature's porters!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.