Hiring Hitmen to Film Ghosts: I Cleanse the Bad Luck from Haunted Houses

Youngster, what can you even do with five or six thousand a month?

Take it from me: prison is the only way forward for young people.

Want to buy a house? Here, how about a haunted one?

The woman in red clutches her chest. "Are you kidding me?! You come by with a camera every other day to take pictures of me!"

Fox Spirit of the Wild Mountains: "Exactly! Ghosts deserve privacy too, you know?"

Zheng Jishi: "Quit whining. If you can't handle the hassle, then leave. I specialize in buying haunted houses anyway."

Camera ranks: Auspicious Star, Auspicious Intent, Evil-Banishing, Demon-Repelling, Peaceful Home.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.