My Cultivation Techniques Are All Wrong: They're Made for Old Hands

Zhang Chaoge transmigrates to a fantasy world, where all his former cultivation techniques have become sentient.

He thinks he'll soon reach the pinnacle of life.

But Zhang Chaoge gradually realizes that these techniques are getting weirder and weirder.

Supreme Emperor Azure Dragon Claw: "Let's go listen to music at the brothel, let's go listen to music~"

Great Sun Brahma Cloud-Sweeping Hand: "The female benefactor ahead, please wait. This old monk has a book of erotic cultivation illustrations! Would you like to practice together?"

Pure Heart Sword Art: "The girls at the entertainment quarter are all so talented, and they speak so sweetly. I absolutely love it there~"

Imperial King's Presence Steps: "Report: At twelve o'clock, a 148-centimeter-tall, golden-haired, beast-eared, tsundere, nine-tailed fox has been spotted. Ace pilot requests permission to sortie!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.