Ming Dynasty: Chongzhen's "I Am a Tyrant"

Li Yu traveled through time and became Chongzhen. The treasury was empty, so he took the lead in donating money. The ministers sent beggars to donate 200,000 taels. The emperor eats chaff, and the courtiers eat fish and meat. They all make trouble because they have no money. Li Yu tasted the sweetness of confiscating his house and made all the ministers cry. He raised his guillotine and chopped off the ministers' heads. The heads of the capital officials rolled down, and the guillotine was swung at the local officials and gentry again. When we launch new policies and build schools, the decadent old forces come to stop us and sharpen our knives once again to attack the pigs and sheep. Forge the soul of the army, build the iron army, and swing your sword straight into the northern plains. The wind is blowing, the cattle and sheep are braying, and the soldiers of the Ming Dynasty are laughing maniacally... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.