The Lazy God Has Arrived: Don't Blame Me If I Scare You to Death

Forced to become an heir from childhood, she has always been caught up in bloody struggles. Just as she is about to become a killing machine, she meets the person who brings tenderness into her life, only to ultimately be betrayed.

Heartbroken and utterly exhausted, she chooses to die together with them. If I could live again, I would live for myself.

Reborn on the Tianxuan Continent, she has actually become a man! And now she has a family she never had in her previous life. Can any of this be real?

He is Yue Zixi, famous throughout the Fengsheng Kingdom for the "quirk" of dismembering his maid at birth and refusing to let anyone touch him.

While everyone is astounded by his talent, all he wants is to find somewhere to sleep.

"What?! That brat has disappeared again?"

"What? Yue Zixi is here? Quick, bring out all the good stuff! A big spender has arrived!"

"What? You're saying he paid a fortune for a fish just to use it as a ride?"

With all kinds of bizarre antics and endless comedy, what is Yue Zixi's true background? Is he a woman or a man? How will he reclaim his true identity?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.