I Taught Pandas How to Cultivate Immortality, but I Was Exposed by a Silly Girl!

Dai Xiaomei encountered a giant panda during her outdoor live broadcast. After sneaking closer, she was shocked: "This giant panda is actually fighting the king!" "Oh my god, this giant panda can write, or in traditional Chinese?" "The pot it cooks in is actually a bronze tripod from the Shang and Zhou dynasties?" "It can float on water with light skills, and it can breath fire!" "The bamboo it eats is spiritual bamboo, which can strengthen the body! The water it drinks is spiritual spring, which can get rid of all kinds of diseases!" "Oh my god, the lights in the room are actually dragon balls!" The little girl was too close to the dragon ball, so she took a few more breaths of dragon energy, and with two puffs, two dragon horns grew on her forehead. The entire network was shocked: "This panda must be cultivating immortality!" Countless people went to the mountains to seek immortality, and the Dragon Kingdom entered the age of immortality. Other countries can't sit still: "Damn it, a bunch of people from the Dragon Kingdom stepped on a broken sword and knocked down our fighter jet!" "Oh my God, the Dragon Kingdom people tore our tanks to pieces with their bare hands!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.