I Rely on Likes to Achieve Immortality

"Brothers, please give me a like. As long as this video has more than 10 billion likes, I will shoot a video of the Seven Fairies taking a hot spring for you tomorrow." In a 60-second video, a man in ancient costume punches away a 100-meter-tall monster. "If this video gets more than 100 billion likes, I will go to the palace of the ruthless emperor tomorrow to live broadcast for you." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.