I Run a Fruit and Vegetable Shop, So How Did I Become a Murderous Robber?

After transmigrating to another world, Bai Heng obtained the strongest fruit-and-vegetable supermarket System.

But after seeing the kind of start he'd gotten, like Huaqiang trying to sell a watermelon, Bai Heng realized something was off about the goods in his store!

A watermelon that bestowed sudden enlightenment and let you get even with your enemies.

Betel nut that enhanced your senses but wrecked your mouth.

Instant pickled cabbage noodles that repaired your soul but gave you athlete's foot all over.

And the worst part was, combining them could lead to disastrous pairings, doubling both the effects and the drawbacks.

The Pope: "This is ridiculous! I repaired my soul and met the true god, only to get kicked back down because the god smelled my athlete's foot!"

The Dragon King: "That's nothing! A watermelon broke through my defenses, and the Dragon God kicked me out of the dragon race!"

The Elf: "Boo-hoo! My beautiful hair, which I'd been growing for hundreds of years! I ate just one sesame seed and went completely bald. Now my head still sparkles!"

The Demon: "Heh heh heh, working with Boss Bai is a delight. Spend a day in his store and you've hit a year's worth of KDA!"

Everyone else: "That shopkeeper's robbing and killing people! He's robbing and killing people!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.