I Just Run a Fruit and Vegetable Shop. How Did I End Up Accused of Robbery and Murder?

After transmigrating to another world, Bai Heng obtains the Ultimate Fruit and Vegetable Supermarket System.

But when he sees an opening straight out of Hua Qiang's melon-buying scam, he realizes that something is off about the goods in his store!

A watermelon that imparts knowledge, then makes you pay for it with your teeth.

Betel nuts that sharpen your senses but ruin your mouth.

Instant noodles with pickled cabbage that repair your soul but give you athlete's foot all over.

What's worse, combining them can lead to some nasty pairings, doubling both the effects and the costs.

The Pope: "This is ridiculous! I repaired my soul and met the True God, but the smell of my athlete's foot made Him kick me right back down!"

The Dragon King: "That's nothing. A watermelon broke through my defenses, and the Dragon God immediately stripped me of my dragon status!"

The Elf: "Waaah! I'd spent hundreds of years growing my gorgeous hair, but I ate one sesame seed and went completely bald. Now my head is still sparkling!"

The Demon: "Heh heh heh, working with Boss Bai is such a pleasure. Spend a day in his store, and you can rack up a whole year's KDA!"

Everyone else: "He's robbing us and killing us! The boss of this store is robbing us and killing us!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.