I Just Bound Myself to a System, and It Died?!

I never thought the System would choose me one day!

I never thought that right after I damn well bound myself to the System, the little bastard would run off to pick a fight!

And I sure as hell never thought it would get itself killed!

Come on, buddy, if you're going to die, at least take your time about it. Let me enjoy myself for a couple of days first!

"At the very least, you could've given me the System rewards before you checked out!"

"You weren't up to the job, so why act so tough? You just charged straight into a fight. What are you, an idiot?"

"No, even 'idiot' doesn't cover it. You're a real clown! A firecracker with its fuse lit, more like!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.