Siheyuan: I Make Silly Zhu Go Bankrupt from the Start

Liu Guangfu: "Brother, last night I dreamed I turned into an animal. Guess what it was?"

Liu Guangtian: "Why bother guessing? I could tell just by thinking about it. A dog, right? I've dreamed more than ten times that I turned into the dog at Yang Weiguo's house."

Liu Guangfu: "Brother, so you thought that too? I figured I was the only one who wanted to become Wangcai. I never knew you wanted it too."

Liu Guangtian rolls his eyes. "It's not just me. Everyone in the whole courtyard thinks that way."

Qin Huairu asks her sick son Banggeng, "Banggeng, what do you want to eat today? I'll go get it for you."

Banggeng: "I want to eat the dog food from Yang Weiguo's house."

Qin Huairu: "All right. I'll have your Silly Dad make you some just like it."

Banggeng: "It won't be the same if he makes it, will it?"

The next day, Yang Weiguo shouts from the courtyard, "Who stole Wangcai's dog food? Whoever helps me catch the thief can have a share of Wangcai's dog food!"

Third Master immediately steps forward. "Weiguo, I'll hold a courtyard meeting right now. We'll be sure to find the thief."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.