Siheyuan: My Road to Becoming a Billionaire Begins with Reclaiming My House

Liu Guangfu: "Bro, I dreamed last night that I turned into an animal. Guess what it was?"

Liu Guangtian: "Do I even need to guess? I could figure it out on my knees. It was that * thing. I've dreamed at least ten times that I turned into the * at Yang Weiguo's house."

Liu Guangfu: "Bro, so you think that too? I thought I was the only one who wanted to turn into Wangcai. I didn't know you did too."

Liu Guangtian rolls his eyes and says, "It's not just me. There's not a single person in the whole courtyard who doesn't think that."

Qin Huairu asks the sick Banggeng, "Banggeng, what do you want to eat today? I'll go get it for you."

Banggeng: "I want to eat Yang Weiguo's * food."

Qin Huairu: "All right, I'll get your silly dad to make you the same thing."

Banggeng: "Can he make it the same? It tastes completely different..."

The next day, Yang Weiguo shouts in the courtyard, "Who stole Wangcai's * food? Whoever helps me catch the thief can have a share of Wangcai's * food."

Third Master immediately steps forward. "Weiguo, I'll hold a courtyard meeting right now. We'll find the thief for sure."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.