System: What I Want in My Heart Has a Probability of Coming True

I am Lin Yichao, a sophomore student plagued by bad luck. I often encounter things like missing lunch money, repeated own goals on the golf course, whether the water temperature suddenly turns cold when taking a shower, stepping on feces on the road, accidentally being splashed with water by a neighbor's aunt when I go out, or being sent to the hospital after trying to break up a fight. These things that are rare to others seem to be commonplace in my eyes. After it was dark, we went out to have skewers with our roommates, and two tables next to us got into a drunken fight. We didn't want to get into trouble, but as soon as we got up, we saw a beer bottle flying over. When I opened my eyes again, the severe headache made me sober. "Host, the bad luck event has reached the upper limit, and the probability system in your heart has been successfully activated!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.