I Play the Heavenly Tribulation, So Sending Off the Male Lead Is Only Natural

Su Ming transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes an inner disciple of the Longevity Sect, with no opportunities or talent.

He thought he would spend his life drifting along in peaceful obscurity, but then he suddenly binds to the Life Roleplaying System.

Play the role of a heavenly tribulation, and you'll casually zap the fated male lead while he's undergoing his tribulation, claiming all his opportunities for yourself!

Play the role of a sinister secret realm, and you'll make a million cultivators cry while successfully protecting your little treasure stash!

Play the role of an ancient imperial weapon, and you'll quell the Dark Turmoil, leaving creatures from forbidden zones trembling at the sight of you!

Play the role of the contract beast that warms the Empress's bed, and you...

Su Ming: "Wait, I thought I was supposed to play a life. How come I'm not even human anymore?"

The cultivators: "Damn it! Please stop roleplaying! We're all numb from this!"

The Empress: "The most comfortable bed I have ever slept in was the one warmed by little Su!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.