This World Is Perfectly Normal

"I'm an immortal cultivator! My magic is boundless! Ahahaha!"

A brick comes flying.

"You're full of crap."

"Everyone's got it wrong. He's just mentally ill."

"What are you acting so tough for, you zombie?"

"I'm a local, of course I'm tough. You think I'm the same as some foreign breed like you? I'm proud to be a zombie, unlike certain vampires!"

"What's wrong with vampires? What age are we living in? How backward!"

A cultivator is arrested for brawling and protests indignantly: "Is this how you cultivate immortality? If you've got guts, fight me properly! Why use a gun? You... don't hit my face... I was wrong!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.