The Western Expedition of the Tang Dynasty Bandits

Emperor Tang: My dear brother, I have a road in Tianzhu. The risk is a bit high but the profit is very high. When it is done, you will be seven and I will be three. Tang Sanzang: Are you teaching me how to do things? Wuzhishan saves Wukong... Taoshan collects Yang Jian... The Western Heaven harvests the Dapeng... Is Little Eighty-One Difficult? How can it be difficult for me, Tang Sanzang? Encountering a green bull spirit on the road. Tang Sanzang: Wukong, go! Give that old cow two slaps to make him remember! Tathagata: Tripitaka, this true sutra... Dapeng Bird: Let me ask you whether this scripture is true or not? Tathagata: It's hard for me to handle you like this... Tang Sanzang: Is it difficult to handle? Then don't do it! Now that I am a talker in Lingshan, who is in favor and who is against? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.