Great Qin, I Really Didn't Lie to You

The Analects + hilarious comedy + scheming protagonist + lighthearted fun + Emperor Zheng + shameless antics + absolutely no regard for decency. Qin Feng mysteriously transmigrates to the Qin Dynasty, before the unification of the Six States, and Qin Shi Huang overhears his inner thoughts. The two begin a hilarious daily battle of wits. "Qin Feng, tell me: What does 'The Master does not speak of strange phenomena, feats of strength, disorder, or spirits' mean?" "The Master doesn't want to talk to you, so he'll use his incredible strength to beat you senseless!" "And what about 'If I hear the Dao in the morning, I can die content in the evening'?" "If you find out where I live in the morning, you'll come over and kill me that night." "..." The blurb doesn't do it justice. Read the story for the full details.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.