My Horror Game Isn't Very Scary

On his way home, Luo Hou encounters a supernatural incident and unexpectedly activates the Choice System.

A little girl is playing a game of Find Your Mother.

"That's right, I'm your mother." Luo Hou forces himself to stay calm and spins a lie, inwardly cursing his luck.

It's not my fault! It really isn't my fault! I was forced into this!

The little girl ghost: "…"

Other players: Are you trying to fool a ghost?

A haunted-house Truth or Dare game.

Choose: 1. Enter the wedding-funeral hall and snatch a wedding dress from the ghost. 2. Enter the wedding-funeral hall, beat up the female ghost, and take one of her hands.

Luo Hou: "…You might as well just send me straight to the graveyard."

Three minutes later, Luo Hou rushes out of the wedding hall with a look of utter despair, holding a red wedding dress.

Behind him, the female ghost chases after him with claws bared, so furious that bloody tears stream from her eyes.

"You even steal a ghost's clothes! Are you even human?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.