Showdown with the United Nations: the Earth Has Been Kidnapped by Me

"What, 500 billion? You are just raising the price and taking advantage of the situation..." ………… "To tell you the truth, the earth has been kidnapped by me." I raised my voice and continued to threaten, "I have controlled all the nuclear bombs in the world. As long as I want, I can set off fireworks wherever I want." I added: "If you don't believe it, you can try..." The United Nations didn't hang up on me. They must have known that what I said was true. "Brother, 500 billion is not a small sum. We need to hold an emergency meeting to discuss..." "What are you talking about?" I said in a threatening tone, "I'll give you three minutes. If the 500 billion has not been received within three minutes, I can't guarantee whether a nuclear bomb will explode at the United Nations Headquarters next time..." "If what I say doesn't work, why should the United Nations do it..." "Tell them, if anyone dares to disagree, I will send a nuclear bomb and set off fireworks to his country..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.