Everyone, I Really Am a Fatuous Ruler. Please, Just Rebel Already

Chen Qian transmigrates into an alternate dynasty. When he opens his eyes, he discovers he's become the emperor, and the selection of consorts is tomorrow.

He had planned to avoid women and become a wise ruler for the ages, but instead he awakens the Heaven-Mandated Tyrant System.

As long as he ruins the country's fortunes, he can attain immortality!

His younger brother wants to usurp the throne? Great, quickly make him a great general, then give him soldiers and weapons!

Women in the harem aren't allowed to meddle in politics? Wu Mei, come help me review these memorials.

What? A censor has accused my father-in-law of being a flatterer? Give him an important post!

A year later,

"Elder Brother, I've already advanced as far as the Great Bearded Nation, expanding our borders and bringing glory to Great Qing!"

"Your Majesty, peace reigns across the land, and every nation pays tribute. We have not failed the trust you placed in us!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.