You Rejected My Confession, Now I'm a Heartbreaker and You're Chasing Me

Lu Ming seriously wondered if there had been something wrong with him when he was eighteen.

So he got rejected after confessing his feelings at the end of the college entrance exams. Was that really enough to leave him dazed and get him hit by a car?

"Hey, Brother Lu, I heard you got rejected after confessing to the campus belle, Zeng Rourou, and then got hit by a car. You okay?"

"Heh, she's just some little girl. What's there to be sad about? College girls are where it's at."

I don't want romance right now. I just want to make money.

First, go fishing and catch a spy, one of those walking 500,000-yuan bounties.

Build a video-sharing website, launch a food-delivery alliance, release a song now and then, and produce a few variety shows.

Isn't making money great?

Zeng Rourou: Lu Ming, didn't you say you liked me? I think we could give it a try.

Lu Ming: Give it a try and you'll die. Be a good girl and turn right 500 meters ahead, where the park has a sandbox. Go play in the sand.

Zeng Rourou: You said you were willing to take care of me!

Lu Ming: Is something wrong with your head? I'd be willing to take care of my corgi for the rest of its life, too.

Zeng Rourou: Woof, woof.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.