At Full Health, I'm in Execute Range, and My Opponents Shiver Under Their Tower

"You're full health and still haven't gone back? You're daring to mess around under the tower? Guys, he's in my kill range!"

In a professional match, Qin Xiao picks Master Yi for mid lane, and immediately faces a wave of skepticism.

"Master Yi is a bottom-tier hero. Picking him in a tournament is just giving the game away!"

"I think he's match-fixing!"

"Heh, if we win this game, I'll eat shit on livestream!"

Fifteen minutes later, Master Yi is cutting down one opponent after another, chasing all five enemies around and hacking away at them.

Everyone is dumbfounded.

Caster: "He's killed the enemy mid laner three times in five minutes. That's downright brutal!"

Teammate: "Listen to what he's saying. Does that sound human? What does he mean, 'full health and still haven't gone back'? The guy just got back to lane!"

Opponent: "Please stop killing us. At least leave us some dignity!"

Viewer: "Who said he'd eat shit on livestream if they won? If you're a man, step forward!"

Hater: "There were too many people around earlier, bro. I was wrong. Now that we're alone, I'm getting down on my knees!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.