Street Performance: One Love-Sick Loser Song Nearly Got Me Beaten Up

In a parallel world where people's views on love are twisted and worshipping goddesses is considered an honor, Su Bai makes a living performing on the street. Then he binds to a Divine Heart-Piercing Points System.

Just then, two lovesick fools ask him to sing a song.

To earn heart-piercing points and claim rewards, Su Bai cruelly performs a song about a lovesick fool.

Drawn by his singing, more and more lovesick fools gather around him. Heart-piercing points: +10 +10 +10 +10...

Su Bai says, "There's no end to worshipping goddesses. Turn back while you still can! If you really can't quit, just picture your goddess taking a dump! She might even be constipated!"

The lovesick fools suddenly see the light.

"Mom, I'll never be a lovesick fool again!"

"Brothers, my goddess just told me she's pregnant with someone else's child. I promised I'd raise it if she has it, but I'll run as soon as the baby's born! No problem, right?"

"A true role model for us all!"

By the next morning, Su Bai is a sensation!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.