Your Majesty, Don't Abdicate! I'm Really Just a Food Delivery Guy

School beauty: "He was so dumb when we were at school!"

Lu Yao: "You lousy delivery guy, apologize to me!"

Wang Yuyan: "Young Master Jiang, why is this window paper so crystal clear?"

Jiang Yu: "It's glass."

Wang Yuyan: "Young Master Jiang, why is there a Wang Yuyan in this television?"

Jiang Yu: "It's a counterfeit."

Wang Yuyan: "Young Master Jiang, why can this sedan move without anyone carrying it?"

Jiang Yu: "It's a car."

Wang Yuyan: "Young Master Jiang, this road is so smooth. The horses on it must all be BMWs, right?"

Jiang Yu: "Some are Baojuns, too."

Classmate: "Who are you, anyway?"

Jiang Yu: "A delivery guy!"

Manager: "Who are you, anyway?"

Jiang Yu: "A delivery guy!"

Boxing champion: "Who are you, anyway?"

Jiang Yu: "A delivery guy!"

Grandmaster of Ancient Martial Arts: "Who are you, anyway?"

Jiang Yu: "A delivery guy!"

Sage Lord of the Ancient Path: "The seat is yours!"

Jiang Yu: "I'm just a delivery guy!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.