What the Hell? My Three Kidneys Won't Let Me Lose Out

Li Chuan has three kidneys, and they awaken whenever he sees a ghost.

Your No. 3 kidney is weak, but it isn't scared of anything.

Your No. 3 kidney orders your legs to approach the female ghost.

Li Chuan's mouth: "Don't touch me. I'm afraid your ugliness will ruin my peerless good looks."

Female ghost: "You're asking for it! I'll drain all your yang energy!"

Your No. 3 kidney is bewitched by the female ghost and gazes at her with admiration.

No. 3 kidney shudders: "No. 2, help me!"

Your No. 2 kidney has been affected by the ugly female ghost and secretes a small amount of adrenaline.

Your No. 3 kidney is nourished and feels ready to take her on again.

I'm no good at writing blurbs. Please read the story...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.