I Was Cleaning Barnacles When a Sea Turtle Exposed Me

A sword beam thousands of kilometers long slashed into the giant star-sea turtle, and its enormous barnacles began drifting away.

From then on, Li Chuan's work clearing space barnacles from the cosmic void became famous throughout the civilizations of the myriad heavens.

Humanity's Great Emperor: May I ask where the Immortal Barnacle Remover is? Barnacles have blocked the path to immortality for eons, and no one has ever ascended.

Sun Wukong: I beg the Immortal Barnacle Remover to remove the five barnacles on my body. This old Sun wants to fight the Buddha who is parasitized by barnacles.

Aliens: Divine Barnacle Remover, our heads weren't this big before. These damned barnacles burrowed into our skulls!

Sitting in his little boat, Li Chuan heard that everyone in the universe was calling him the Immortal Barnacle Remover, and flew into a rage.

Who exposed my barnacle-clearing work?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.