A Dating Show Observer, Slacking Off to Write Shipping Fanfiction?

Su Chen was chosen to be an observer on a dating show.

As an ordinary person, he had already gotten his expectations in check.

Just do his job, slack off when he could, and collect his daily 5,000 yuan paycheck.

He never imagined that slacking off would be this hard!

“Su Chen, what do you think of this couple?”

“A clash of titans. Who can stand against them?”

Everyone: “What does that mean?”

“Player versus player!”

The audience: “Ooh~”

“Su Chen, what do you think of this confession?”

“I strongly suspect the male contestant's family owns an oil press.”

“What do you mean?”

“He's so greasy, he could cover the whole sea. Anyone got a bag? I think I'm gonna puke.”

The audience: “Hahaha, he's really not holding back!”

“Su Chen, I noticed you've been taking notes on your tablet. Can we have a look?”

Su Chen hugged the tablet tightly.

“No. I refuse!”

The whole internet: Name your price for Su Chen's tablet notes!

A secret photo made the trending list, and the whole internet went: ???

You said you'd be an observer, but you're slacking off to write ship stories?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.