Journey to the West: Sun Wukong Opens a Jar, and I Create a Chat Group

One morning, Li Hua wakes up with the Heaven-Mandated Pot System.

As long as he completes a transaction, he can earn a commission, open pots, and grow stronger.

It isn’t until a monkey shows up at his door one day, three years later, that Li Hua realizes something is off.

Li Hua: “I’ve spent three years playing Greedy South Peak, and you’re telling me this is Journey to the West?”

From then on, Journey to the West goes completely off the rails.

Sun Wukong: “Watch closely, Tathagata. This is called Super Saiyan!”

Xuanzang: “I kill to protect life. I am Journey to the West!”

Xiaotian Dog: “Why can I only get floral underpants?!”

To expand his market, Li Hua forces the System to develop new features!

Ding! Myriad Realms Chat ** successfully created!

Bu Jingyun: “The Heavenly Emperor Belt? Kamen Rider! Henshin!”

Wang Dong: “I can beat the tar out of Guilong to my own BGM!”

Yagami Taichi: “Master Ball! I’ve caught Piedmon!”

Darkseid attacks. Bruce Wayne furrows his brow and silently pulls out the Divine Light Stick.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.