Journey to the West: I’m a Jar Merchant, and I Join the Chat Group

Waking up one day, Li Hua finds himself with the Mandate of Heaven Pot System.

Complete a transaction and he earns a commission, opening pots to grow stronger.

It takes a visit from a monkey three years later for Li Hua to realize something is very wrong.

Li Hua: "I've spent three years playing Greedy South Mountain, and you're telling me this is Journey to the West?"

From then on, Journey to the West goes completely off the rails.

Sun Wukong: "Watch closely, Tathagata. This is called Super Saiyan!"

Xuanzang: "I kill to protect life, and strike down karma, not people! The Buddha's sword never hesitates!"

Xiaotian Dog: "Why can I only open pots with flowered underpants?!"

To expand his market, Li Hua forces the System to launch a new feature!

Ding! Chatroom for the Myriad Worlds created successfully!

The God of Death: "The Emperor's Belt? The World Society's days are numbered!"

The Strongest High Schooler in History: "Armament Haki? Watch me beat the crap out of Gui Long!"

Tai Yiji: "A Master Ball? I've caught the Clown Emperor!"

The Dark Knight: "Humanity has limits, so I shall cease to be human!"

The Dark Knight: "Gaiya!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.