I Really Don't Want to Be in the Supernatural World

It was a night where I didn't mess with anyone. I was drinking beer and masturbating as usual. After drinking several bottles of beer, I was about to take the opportunity to touch the tender white hand of the waitress according to the procedure, when I suddenly encountered a car accident. And my life has become rich and colorful because of it. The scary and weird girls' dormitory, the mysterious zombie exorcist, the wild monster who has been practicing for thousands of years... Help, I really don't want to be in the supernatural world. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.