Siheyuan: The Axe Gang's Dance of Death Scares Banggeng to Tears

四合院：斧头帮砍人舞，吓哭棒梗

by Don't Call Me Buddha (别喊我佛爷)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 6k Words
Genre: Fanfiction
Subgenre: Film & TV Fanfiction
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

From the start, he transmigrates into the world of the Siheyuan and takes over Silly Zhu's body, awakening a System that makes him stronger whenever he causes trouble. Bang Geng sneaks in to steal things in the middle of the night? I'll put on an axe-gang chopping dance and scare him so badly he wets himself, snot and tears streaming down his face.

That old hag Jia Zhangshi is always picking on me? I'll impersonate Old Jia and start by telling her I'm taking her with me. That'll scare her senseless.

The three neighborhood elders aren't exactly harmless either? I've got my own ways of dealing with these beasts.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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