How I Went from Being a Dog Licker to Being a Straight Man

I can't be a straight man with a net worth of tens of billions. Why don't everyone believe it? The young lady shouted: "You liar, you are just a big straight man, a stinky straight man, I can't seduce you at all?". This book is also called I Can't Be Straight with a Net Worth of Hundreds of Billions? A straight man's self-cultivation, straight man's advanced manual, green tea terminator, why do I, a straight man, meet so many young ladies? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.