Critiquing Pear Blossom Darts in a Storytelling Performance, I Pull Out a Gatling Gun

Jiang Li transmigrates to a world where martial arts realms intertwine and awakens the True Martial System. Every time he face-slaps a martial artist, he earns a high-tech reward.

Just then, Divine Lord Zhuge of the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion publicly presents his lifelong scholarly work, Strange Tales of the Jianghu, at the Number One Manor in the World.

The Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needles never fail to draw blood. They deserve to be called the king of hidden weapons.

Jiang Qiunian pulls out a Gatling gun. "This thing fires 3,600 rounds in a single breath and spits blue flames. Would you call it the king of hidden weapons?"

The Heaven-Reliant Sword and Dragon-Slaying Saber are peerless weapons of this age, indestructible and unstoppable.

Bzz! A limited-edition Jedi lightsaber appears. "Today, I'll cut the Heaven-Reliant Sword in two and reveal the secrets of both weapons to the world."

Little Li the Flower-Seeker draws his blade in a flash. Once he strikes, he never misses within a hundred paces.

A Barrett appears in Jiang Qiunian's hands. "You there, eunuch of the Eastern Depot! I'll give you a two-mile head start!"

The Vajra Indestructible Divine Art is the world's most invincible external technique, with a defense no one can break.

Jiang Qiunian laughs and pulls out a 20,000-volt stun baton. "Is that so?"

And so, as high-tech inventions like the T-800 bodyguard, the customized sound system for Chief Qiao, and battlefield mechs make their appearance...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.