My Mobile Phone Can Contact Anyone in Ancient and Modern Times, at Home and Abroad

Internet writer Li Wendong accidentally got a mobile phone, which can send messages to anyone. Sent to Wuhan University: If you marry a wife, avoid the Pan family. If you feel sick occasionally, do not take frost. Listen to my advice and you will live longer. To Jack: Don't get on that ship, or Ruth will keep the room vacant. To the First Emperor: Immortality is a lie, take less pills and exercise more. To Ximen Qing: I have an old friend who is better than you. The grave head is now long and thick. To Han Xin: When a friend comes from afar, he must first strain his mind and body, strain his muscles and bones, and starve his body and skin... To Cao Xueqin: Your book is very wonderful. It is a masterpiece. I am not as good as it. I will give you fifty cents in exchange for it. You can buy spicy strips and share them with your friends. Isn't it wonderful? To Lu Bu: I will take care of your wife, so don't worry about it. Replies: Who are you? So showy? Four thirty-eight, inhuman! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.