Good Grief! My Cultivation Technique Created a Chat Group

When Qin Yu opens his eyes, he discovers that he has transmigrated to a world where martial artists reign supreme.

But he is a good-for-nothing with ** aptitude. Fortunately, he awakens a System, only to discover that all the techniques he cultivates have somehow become sentient.

They have even started a cultivation technique chat group!

To Qin Yu's astonishment, the techniques can cultivate nonstop, twenty-four hours a day, and can also devour treasures to increase their cultivation speed a hundredfold, or even a thousandfold.

Indestructible Golden Body: "Nobody wants this sacred mountain, right? If I eat it, my cultivation speed will increase ten thousandfold!"

Violet Extreme Spirit Eyes: "This is amazing! If I could look at it every day, my cultivation speed would shoot right up!"

Ninefold Nirvana Blade: "This phoenix looks great. If I eat her, I can immediately take human form!"

Qin Yu: "What!!! You can take human form? Isn't that just a little wild chicken? I'll make it happen right away!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.