My Wife Is a Paper Person, the Whole Network Is Shocked

Street writer Lin Yuan was walking on the street when he was stopped by an anchor. "Handsome man, do you have a wife?" "Beauty, it's not good for me to covet you in front of everyone!" "No, we are doing a spouse-related survey. Can you describe her in one sentence? Uh... If you have one!" The anchor's question made him feel unhappy, and he suddenly blurted out: "Skin as creamy, eyebrows as distant as daisy, bright eyes and white teeth, fragrant cheeks as sweet as snow... Loved by everyone, flowers blooming, overwhelming the country, unparalleled youth... I can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, fight with the mistress, beat the gangster..." "Excuse me, where can I find such a wife?" The anchor expressed his feelings for the majority of water friends. "I wrote a book specifically for her..." Friend B: This advertisement is awesome! Water friend C: Is it okay if my wife is a paper person? … Ridiculed by many netizens, Lin Yuan took the trouble to upload photos of beautiful women around him. At this moment, the whole network was shocked! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.