Wuxia Crossover: This System Is a Little Sketchy

Dong Yu was a terrible student, but he was rich at a young age. Then he suddenly died overnight and transmigrated to a parallel martial arts world made up of various dynasties.

Fortunately, his System awakened and gave him powerful resources. The only problem was that the System was a little strange. For example, his missions went like this:

Spar with Shan Rou and receive a Desert Eagle with unlimited ammo.

Spar with Guanyin Bi and receive acting talent on par with an award-winning actor.

Spar with Huang Rong and receive the Peach Blossom Acupointing Hand.

Spar with Huang Xuemei and receive the Eight Sounds of the Heavenly Demon.

From then on, Dong Yu was forced down a path of no return: punching his way through the Yihua Palace, kicking his way up Mount Emei, rolling dice with Cao Cao, and stealing Li Shimin's bride.

Years later, faced with the bevy of beauties he'd led astray, Dong Yu sighed with emotion. "I meant well, but fate had other plans..."

The women all turned their backs on him in unison.

A lighthearted daily-life story. The jianghu isn't all fighting and killing; there's also romance, wine, poetry, and song.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.