NBA: Jordan Says He's a Max-Level Human!

In the 2002-03 season, the Lakers have just claimed their third consecutive championship, and every powerhouse team is searching the world for a big man who can take on O'Neal.

The 2003 high school class is about to arrive. Duke was only supposed to be Yao's practice partner, but he sends 40-year-old Washington Wizards Jordan to the championship podium, giving him the perfect farewell to his career.

Jordan: "He's the ** combination of O'Neal and Wilt Chamberlain!"

"He let me coast to a win in my last year with the Wizards!"

"He has my talent and has secretly learned every one of my techniques!"

"He can make every home game feel like a library!"

"He looks like a center, but his heart belongs to a wild wing player!"

"He's a max-level human, an alien!"

"Congratulations, Host! You have successfully led the Wizards to a championship and completed a hell-difficulty mission. You have earned the chance to match all of Michael Jordan's talents, skills, and tactics! Match now?"

Duke: "Match! I'm going to stop being human altogether!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.