Funny Radio: I Am Really a Serious Anchor

Yang Lu traveled through the parallel world and became a radio anchor. When the show was canceled, he bound the funny emotion system. If the audience's emotions fluctuate, they will be rewarded. "The anchor, a friend I haven't seen in ten years, called me and asked me to go abroad to make a fortune. The monthly salary is 20,000 yuan. Should I go?" "Go, of course you have to go, you have at least four reasons not to go!" "First, we haven't seen each other for ten years. He didn't take his biological parents with him. He took you with him just because his second cousin got rich. What kind of unselfish motive is this?! How noble/pure/free from vulgar taste is this person?" "Second, I know you are tired from carrying two waists every day, so I specially cut off one for you..." … "Anchor, my friend and I were having dinner at a local restaurant. Not only did the boss not give us a discount, he even cut our heads open." "What a good boss. Although he didn't give a discount, he gave you something as a gift." "What?" "Avocado." … "I'm really a serious anchor." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.