Livestream: If I Don't Say It Has Calories, It Has None. I'll Waste Away Eventually

"How many calories are in fried dough twists? Let's see... It doesn't say! If it doesn't say, then it's zero calories!"

"Chicken cutlets are already zero-calorie, and now they've added L-carnitine? Are they trying to make me waste away?"

"Instant noodles have way too many calories! Wait, the analysis is flawed. The calories are printed on the package, so if you throw away the package, the noodles are zero-calorie!"

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhou Chen became a livestreaming weight-loss influencer and awakened the unconventional System known as Sophistry.

"Ice cream is cold, and cold things have no calories. We have to subtract those calories too. Eat this and you'll definitely waste away!"

Zhou Chen ate ice cream with one hand and held a barbell in the other, explaining with a perfectly serious expression.

The viewers in his livestream were already laughing their heads off.

"Won't you waste away like this? Hahaha, this streamer really doesn't play by the rules!"

"I've followed the streamer for a month and gained thirty pounds! Waaah... Streamer, show me how much weight you've gained!"

Seeing that people were questioning his identity as a weight-loss streamer, Zhou Chen took off his shirt on camera.

His sculpted back, shaped like a Christmas tree, was revealed, and the whole internet erupted once again!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.